Yeah, I'm sooo gonna have a heart attack one day. Yesterday I bought a bunch of horeng pisang to eat (in english its called fried bananas). It was full of oily goodness yup : Not long after that, dad suggested we go out for steak that night since it was forever since we had it. After not going out to eat fancy food for like forever I was VERy lost lol.

I noticed how sucky I am with a knive and fork orz. The knife in my right hand was fine but I never noticed how fiskin weak my left hand was lol. It was shaking when I was tryong to cut the meat... The fact the my bro kebt bitching to hold the fork 'roperly' further caused problme till it dropped lol.

As for nutcracking, a few months ago I kicked my friend reaaaly hard in the place between the legs while we were playing basketball. I counldn't help it seriously, I just couldn't stop running in time >_< So after the incident we had a conversation like this

Friend: Nutcracker!
Me: Muahaha, I planned it all >
Friend: Now it won't go up anymore!
Me: All according to plan, now you can't have children >
Friend: =O How dare you! I'm gonna make you help me get my wife pregnant then
Me: o_o okey...
Friend: (Just noticed the fatal mistake) oh wait NOOO!!!

lol yeah the conversation went something like this but we were both joking of course. I'm not some evil bastard who goes around making men sterile.

The moral of the story: Don't play basketball with me.

Oh yeah haven't been updating in a while, but not to worry I'll be back soon after my monthly test that starts tomorrow orz

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